January 2012
stayupgetdown:
my new year’s resolution is to help a band guy realize that he is actually madly in love with me
December 2011
god damnit i fucking hate babysitting ugh
oh my god
"Normal" females: OMG I NEED A BOYFRIEND SO BADLY. WITHOUT ONE, I WILL DIE.
Me: I dunno, man. I just listen to music.
Meeting my favorite band member
Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT